“I know I’m cute but do you have to squeeze my cheeks?”
“Oh no! no breaks!!!”
“Holy Crap! Get the Hazmat suit!”
“My temperature? And you’re gonna put that where?”
“I thought you said you could drive, Mom!”
“What? BP adopted me and it's going to take eight months to change
my diaper?”
“Change of diaper - $5. Riding the roller-coaster for the first time - priceless.”
“Ohh No! Not another of those ‘When I was your age,’ stories”
“Never let the Earnharts drive your kid to daycare.”
“Since he saw Mom naked he never was quite the same...”
“Loosen the damn seat belt already!”
“Oops! Diaper change on aisle three!”
“The cops just knew the kid's Mom was the getaway driver, somehow.”
"I can't believe Mom stole my Lollipop."
“WOW!! That was quite a ride Mom. But I pooped in my britches again”
“I hope Mommy gets pulled over so I can catch a ride with the policeman!”
“Please, PLEASE....NO MORE PICTURES PLEASE!!!!”
“The world's a very strange place.”
“Watch out for that car!”
“I’m yelling, I’m yelling. If you don’t stop this thing I’m gonna puke.”
“I love you Mommy, I love you Mommy. My face is expanding. I
love mommy.”
